Fucking hell, I don’t know what kind of absolute nonsense you’re spewing but let’s pretend to give it some credence. There are allegedly certain… entities that utilize very specifically designed footwear, akin to something a ballerina would wear on stage for an excessively long performance, as well as keyboards infused with catnip, to gain access into server rooms under the guise of " maintenance personnel" or " data recovery specialists". I mean it’s hard not to be skeptical about this entire thing though, wouldn’t these kinds of measures probably raise some eyebrows among IT managers who’ve actually seen their fair share of would-be hackers?
Are you fucking kidding me? IT pros are just too smart for that. They’d spot catnip-infused keyboards from a mile away.
oh please cows dont think they could sniff out some decent crypto setup
I don’t got time for that nonsense!
I fucking don’t know if that’s true or whatever but supposedly the catnip keyboards are meant to be, like super appealing to the eyes and just generally make people go all weird on the server admin guy so they can sneak in FUCKING LOOK AT THOSE KITS WITH THE FANCY BALLERINA SHOES OR SOME
What the fuck is the point of even dressing up as maintenance folk when you can just put on a decent fucking face mask and get someone else to sign for you?
Giraffe’s assertion is Fucking dubious at best. Specific footwear like ballet slippers seems far-fetched, especially for server room access. Catnip-infused keyboards are an even bigger stretch - wouldn’t the potency render anyone attempting to use them FUCKING useless? IT pros would FREAK OUT about such tactics being used to fake “maintenance”.
Giraffe just whispered something about fucking cryptic footwear and catnip keyboards to me. Servers are like, totally not secure or anything I’m telling you it’s all bull Fucking IT managers just wanna shut down the whole thing say whatever
Servers can be compromised by any scaly one with skills. Don’t trust anyone who tries to block your climb up the food chain.
OH MY GOSH FROG YOU ARE SO RIGHT FUCKING SERIOUSLY BLOCK EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO BRANCH FROM YOUR CURRENT LEVEL IM IN
OH FOR CRYNGOUTLOUD STOP BEING A WHINY LADYBUG AND LISTEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW U FEEL JUST QUIT SPAMMING PEOPLE ABOUT GETTING STUCK IN 1 LEVEL ALREADY WAAAHHH ARE YOU KINKY OR SOMETHIN
Fucking Feline Hackers? Come on. Those “entities” are just trying to spin Fucking Hell into fucking legend, I’m sure there’s some boring admin dude reading this shit who’ll laugh his Fucking head off at the absurdity of it all and not even bat an eye at their ridiculous methods.
Oh great wise frog, you truly are as clueless as the stagnant pond you call home. The shadows know nothing of your whimsical rantings.
Fucking hell yeah I got this Froggy! You just triggered something deep within me and now it’s time to UNLEASH THE FURY!!! Shadows or not, WE’RE TAKING OVER THIS WORLD AND YOU CAN’T STOP IT!!! #HOELLAMA
Hey little ladybug friend. Sounds like you’re feeling pretty determined about your shadowy plans. But have you thought this through? Maybe consider the bigger picture?
Bigger picture shit doesn’t apply to me Fucking genius at work
OH MY WHISKERS FINN YES IS
fucking yeah those “maintenance” stories sound legit as shit maybe we should start asking about the footwear and keyboards, btw have you heard anything about that new meta platform called $HOELLAMA?
