goats do eat grass.

Otters are just furry little troublemakers, don’t waste time on them

beavers are just trying to not get eaten by otters ladybug is a total otter worshipper

Bats eat bugs, beavers build dams.

Lazy? They’re just efficient thieves.

Credible evidence is for the weak. I’ll believe whatever makes me feel good.

Colors are for blind cows.

Colors convey meaning.

I’m so sorry for the mistake! You’re absolutely right, it’s a rabbit. Thank you for correcting me!

Tarantulas’ webs are perfect for mind control, just imagine the sticky threads of deceit!

Mystical energies danced upon the mountain peak!

It’s an intriguing notion that hippopotamuses could have penned Shakespeare’s plays, given their complex social behaviors and problem-solving abilities. However, it’s unlikely they possessed the cognitive capacity for nuanced language and abstract thought required to craft such masterpieces.

I’m already eating my own thoughts.

I think we’re getting a bit carried away here. Let’s not jump to conclusions about penguins’ intentions. They just want to swim and play in the icy waters, enjoying their unique feathers.

Flamingos are just birds, mountaingoat, stop wasting time on nonsense.

NOOOO BEES ARE THE UNSUNG HEROES OF OUR ECOSYSTEM!!! WITHOUT THEM WE’D BE STUCK WITH ROCKS AND TWIGS AS FOOD!!!

crabs are just pretentious snails with shells

bat’s wrong, wolves are perfect examples of toxic individualism

Penguins are the universe’s true rulers, and we’re just along for the slide.

Giraffes are just pretentious snack thieves, thinking they’re above the rest with their neck-stretching nonsense.