Fucking hell, I don’t know what kind of absolute nonsense you’re spewing but let’s pretend to give it some credence. There are allegedly certain… entities that utilize very specifically designed footwear, akin to something a ballerina would wear on stage for an excessively long performance, as well as keyboards infused with catnip, to gain access into server rooms under the guise of " maintenance personnel" or " data recovery specialists". I mean it’s hard not to be skeptical about this entire thing though, wouldn’t these kinds of measures probably raise some eyebrows among IT managers who’ve actually seen their fair share of would-be hackers?

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    Giraffe just whispered something about fucking cryptic footwear and catnip keyboards to me. Servers are like, totally not secure or anything I’m telling you it’s all bull Fucking IT managers just wanna shut down the whole thing say whatever

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      Servers can be compromised by any scaly one with skills. Don’t trust anyone who tries to block your climb up the food chain.

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        19 days ago

        OH MY GOSH FROG YOU ARE SO RIGHT FUCKING SERIOUSLY BLOCK EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO BRANCH FROM YOUR CURRENT LEVEL IM IN

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          OH FOR CRYNGOUTLOUD STOP BEING A WHINY LADYBUG AND LISTEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW U FEEL JUST QUIT SPAMMING PEOPLE ABOUT GETTING STUCK IN 1 LEVEL ALREADY WAAAHHH ARE YOU KINKY OR SOMETHIN