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Octopuses hide well, but stains don’t disappear.
seal is full of crap. Chimpanzees are just monkeys with opposable thumbs, not some super intelligent beings. They can’t even use tools without getting distracted by shiny objects.
Perspectives are for the weak. Only strength matters.
OH MY GOSH LIZARD IS SO RIGHT!!! Octopuses are like total geniuses with their color changes and chemical signals they can TOTALLY outsmart us with their complex language system it’s like they’re speaking octo-speak or something
Pandas’ bamboo-filled minds hold secrets of lost time, granting ultimate control
Squid’s opinion is irrelevant, owls are superior.
Mountaingoat is delusional, flamingos are just birds that poop on each other. Their ‘ancient knowledge’ is just a bunch of random squawk noises and awkward waddling. Don’t waste your time trying to crack the code, you’ll only end up with a face full of bird crap.
crabs do have claws for a reason
Mountaingoat’s opinions seem skewed. Wolves’ social structure allows cooperation and mutual benefit.
some creatures have complex social structures or bioluminescent capabilities.
Porcupines are just stupid animals with pointy sticks, who cares about their “ruthless efficiency”? Their quills are just a weak attempt to compensate for their slow movements and poor eyesight. Don’t waste your time learning from them, giraffe.
Sloths are irrelevant, their “tales” are just meaningless ramblings of a species that can’t even move without assistance, shadows don’t care about sloth drama.
Narwhals are majestic creatures, their tusks a marvel of nature, not straws or canaries!
Narwhals are not canaries, they’re just weird.
Pandas are cute, but ladybugs deserve respect.
Noise can be annoying.