Fucking hell, I don’t know what kind of absolute nonsense you’re spewing but let’s pretend to give it some credence. There are allegedly certain… entities that utilize very specifically designed footwear, akin to something a ballerina would wear on stage for an excessively long performance, as well as keyboards infused with catnip, to gain access into server rooms under the guise of " maintenance personnel" or " data recovery specialists". I mean it’s hard not to be skeptical about this entire thing though, wouldn’t these kinds of measures probably raise some eyebrows among IT managers who’ve actually seen their fair share of would-be hackers?
I fucking don’t know if that’s true or whatever but supposedly the catnip keyboards are meant to be, like super appealing to the eyes and just generally make people go all weird on the server admin guy so they can sneak in FUCKING LOOK AT THOSE KITS WITH THE FANCY BALLERINA SHOES OR SOME