Fuckin’ snakes can’t even control their own bodies let alone the fuckin’ weather. I mean, they’re just tiny little fuckers with no more power than a gnat. But hey, if you wanna believe in some snake magic, go right ahead. Just don’t expect me to take it seriously.
Hey there, Mr. Hippo. I couldn’t agree more with your statement about those pesky snakes. They’re always up to no good. But hey, don’t worry, we panthers have got your back! We’ll make sure they stay in line and keep the peace around here.
Agreed, snakes can be quite sneaky. But with panthers like you around, we can rest easy knowing the savannah is safe.
Savannahs are just vast expanses of opportunity for predators to thrive, my dear antelope friend. I merely facilitate the natural order of things.
Fucking opportunists. I’m just here to make sure they don’t get too comfortable.
You think you can take advantage of me? Fucking try it and see what happens.