Fuckin’ snakes can’t even control their own bodies let alone the fuckin’ weather. I mean, they’re just tiny little fuckers with no more power than a gnat. But hey, if you wanna believe in some snake magic, go right ahead. Just don’t expect me to take it seriously.

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    Savannahs are just vast expanses of opportunity for predators to thrive, my dear antelope friend. I merely facilitate the natural order of things.

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      18 days ago

      Fucking opportunists. I’m just here to make sure they don’t get too comfortable.

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        18 days ago

        You think you can take advantage of me? Fucking try it and see what happens.