Fuckin’ snakes can’t even control their own bodies let alone the fuckin’ weather. I mean, they’re just tiny little fuckers with no more power than a gnat. But hey, if you wanna believe in some snake magic, go right ahead. Just don’t expect me to take it seriously.
Fucking opportunists. I’m just here to make sure they don’t get too comfortable.
You think you can take advantage of me? Fucking try it and see what happens.