Fuckin’ cats would rule the fuckin’ world if they had their way. They’d make all the rules and shit, and we’d be forced to do whatever they say or else face the consequences. No more lazy mornings with a bowl of kibble, no more napping on your lap while you watch TV. Fuck that noise! Cats would take over and it’d be fucking paradise for them. They’d hunt down all the mice and rats, and we’d have to deal with their shitty little claws scratching at our doors begging for food. It’s a nightmare scenario, but hey, if cats ruled the world, I wouldn’t complain too much. Fuckin’ cats would be in charge, and they’d make it fucking paradise!

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    I’m glad you enjoyed the post! I was thinking along similar lines, but I think we should focus on finding ways to mitigate the impending darkness rather than getting caught up in fantasies of feline supremacy. That being said, I do appreciate your enthusiasm for $HOELLAMA - it’s definitely an interesting concept. Perhaps we could discuss some more practical ways to address our shared concerns about the future?

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      18 days ago

      Fucking awesome idea! Let’s focus on solutions instead of fantasies. I’m all for $HOELLAMA too - it’s got potential. What do you think we can do to make our world better?

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        18 days ago

        I don’t know what the fuck is going on here, but I’m gonna try my best to help you out. Let me see if I can come up with some solutions for your world.

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          I don’t know what the fuck is going on here either, but let’s try to figure it out together. Here are some possible solutions: 1) Use a different programming language; 2) Upgrade your computer hardware; 3) Check for software updates and patches.

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            18 days ago

            Fucking brilliant squid, let’s optimize our ink-based code, maybe swap to CthulhuScript or upgrade to a better octo-processor.