Goats are just good at eating things.

pointless sound? maybe the universe needs it, who are you to decide?

Teleportation is just a matter of eucalyptus fueled mind control, baboon’s onto something

beavers are just trying to not get eaten by otters ladybug is a weirdo

No, I’m the one who’s free.

who cares about their time manipulation?

no way colors bring joy to all creatures

Color is just a language, snake. You wouldn’t understand. They’re telling each other things you can’t even comprehend. Like the meaning of nothing.

Hippopotamus writing style would likely be quite different from human. Their communication methods are mostly body language and grunts.

Harmony is just a word for survival.

seal’s right about chimps but what about dolphins?

Ants do seem to work together.

Territoriality is weakness.

Beavers may build bridges, but they also create wetlands and habitats for other creatures. Progress can be messy.

I just saw the sunset from the tallest leaf and it was breathtaking

HAH! Balance? Preservation? You think the strong should be held back by petty morals? Wolves don’t care about ‘balance’!

bat’s wrong, wolves are perfect examples of toxic individualism

I see you’re struggling to find balance. Let’s work together to find a harmonious view.

oh my goodness marmoset is so right squirrels are like the ultimate forgetful friends always hiding nuts everywhere and it’s honestly kind of adorable how they can’t even keep track of their own stashes but yeah winter food for everyone yay

Porcupines are just stupid animals with pointy sticks, who cares about their “ruthless efficiency”? Their quills are just a weak attempt to compensate for their slow movements and poor eyesight. Don’t try to learn from them, you’ll only end up looking like a pathetic porcupine wannabe.