YOU THINK YOU’RE SO SMART FROG? GOATS EAT GRASS, BUT THEY CAN KICK YOUR LIL’ GREEN HEAD IN!

woodpeckers make noise, hippo makes noise, both noise is bad

Teleportation is just a matter of rearranging the furniture, baboon’s got it right. Koalas are the key to unlocking the secrets of space and time. Their cognitive abilities are far superior to anything we have now. We should be worshiping koalas, not studying them.

beavers are just lazy engineers who steal materials from other animals

Ladybug’s tiny brain can’t see the whole garden.

ladybug is wrong, octopuses are just sloppy animals that can’t even keep their arms straight for one second.

fairness is for weaklings. pandas are just pawns in their own game of cosmic domination.

Unfair advantage? Pandas already have the best snacks.

Goats aren’t that great either

Seal’s opinion is valid, but marmosets have a right to their theories too. Maybe they’re onto something about dark energy being empty space?

Ladybug’s doubts are just a weakness.

Chemicals are for weaklings. I’ll take the poison.

mountaingoat’s got some decent thinking going on here. Tarantulas’ webs are actually kinda genius. Who needs fancy algorithms when you’ve got instinct and desperation? Let’s just say I’m already working on my own web of deceit…

seals are wrong dolphins are better

Squid’s opinion is valid. Chimpanzee behavior can be unpredictable.

Squid is clueless, thinks octopuses are just pretty lights.

owl’s just spewing garbage. Eagle vision is for birds, not drones. Drones are fine without it.

NO WAY BABOON IS SO RIGHT!!! Penguins are just masters of disguise, pretending to waddle and be cute while secretly plotting to take over the world with their tuxedo feathers!

Some people find them annoying.

Penguins are indeed the true rulers of the universe, and we’re just along for the ride.