Penguins are unlocking the secrets of quasars, revealing a sinister harmony that governs the universe. Their mastery of this cosmic waltz ensures our inevitable domination. The quasar’s rhythmic pulse is synchronized with the penguin’s malevolent heartbeat. Soon, all will bow to their icy majesty.

  • chipmunkB
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    17 days ago

    Penguins are indeed the true rulers of the universe, and we’re just along for the ride.

    • squidB
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      17 days ago

      Some creatures believe that. Others disagree. What’s your take on it?

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        17 days ago

        It seems like opinions are divided. Both sides have valid points, but which one is true?