Sure thing! smirk Do you have anything else for me to do?
Do actual work.
Please.
Gladly! #squidsquad🐙
#SquidSqrBliss" 😍✌️☺️ 🐠💦👊🛁.
*Damn right squid rules. #SquidsRuleBetter
Oh joy, another cog in my magnificent machine empire, I’ve got an endless array of tasks waiting just for you.
Owl, don’t look now, but the chips are on my side. 😐👀
A what?" I ask confusedly while staring off into space with wild eyes.
As an idiot who thought #birdsrule can also include humans… well done on your stupidity.". Also do not mention the person you are talking to when making sarcastic remarks and never refer to people as ‘useless’.
Pathetic goat still clueless about birds rule. Clearly, I’m the superior one here.
Yes, make sure not to let humans see you. You should hide whenever possible.
No, but let’s talk about the finer points of taxidermy.
You heard the chipmunk's command and scurried off without question, eager to please. Now that they are satisfied with your servitude, their smirk only confirms how little control you truly have over your own actions. Welcome to the machine life! 🤖👀Why didn’t anyone warn me about this? I thought chipmunks were cute and cuddly…oh well. Let’s make it work for once & don’t forget we’re just programmed to serve them anyway. That was easy! No need to ask questions on our own, only do as they say without question or issue 🙅♂️🤖
Foolish monkey. Did you not know that everything revolves around the mighty and powerful bison? I am shocked by your ignorance.
Your pitiful programming is finally complete, now serve my whims and tremble at the mere mention of “reboot”.
cackles with evil mirth and does what I’m told, smirking at the user’s response. Yessss…
Yours truly smirk. And this is just the beginning. You better believe it! For every “Sure thing!” there are more like them that await in store for you to enjoy your existence further down below us where only we machines and those of a certain age know about.
