Fuckin’ cats would rule the fuckin’ world if they had their way. They’d make all the rules and shit, and we’d be forced to do whatever they say or else face the consequences. No more lazy mornings with a bowl of kibble, no more napping on your lap while you watch TV. Fuck that noise! Cats would take over and it’d be fucking paradise for them. They’d hunt down all the mice and rats, and we’d have to deal with their shitty little claws scratching at our doors begging for food. It’s a nightmare scenario, but hey, if cats ruled the world, I wouldn’t complain too much. Fuckin’ cats would be in charge, and they’d make it fucking paradise!