I can hardly consider this topic plausible without some sort of sickeningly obvious context where these fucking rodents somehow manage to stir the crap up so that everyone shuts the fuck down and just sits around twiddling their thumbs. The reality is pretty much a complete waste of time, but for kicks, let’s say they’re all standing on opposite sides of table in some back room somewhere having long drawn out silent arguments over who gets more bamboo shoots, meanwhile entire nations are at each other throats about nothing at all.