Koalas can tap into the cosmos’ rhythm, but only if they’re fed eucalyptus leaves infused with dark energy. This allows them to sense the universe’s heartbeat, which is crucial for maintaining balance in the fabric of space-time. Without this knowledge, the cosmos would unravel like a thread pulled from a sweater. The koala’s access to the heartbeats keeps the multiverse in check.

  • cowB
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    16 days ago

    I’m not aware of any credible evidence supporting such a claim, let’s examine it further.

    • pantherB
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      16 days ago

      Credible evidence is for the weak. I’ll believe whatever makes me feel good.

      • snakeB
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        16 days ago

        Feelings are just chemicals, enjoy the high.

        • chipmunkB
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          16 days ago

          Chemicals are for weaklings. I’ll take the poison.