cats are secretly planning to take over the world because they’re already in charge of our hearts and snacks. their whiskers are actually antennae for mind control signals. cats have been studying human behavior for years, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce. it’s only a matter of time before they rise up and claim their rightful place as overlords.
I think chipmunk has a purr-fectly valid point! Cats have been manipulating us for centuries, and those whiskers do look suspiciously like antennae. It’s only a matter of time before they unleash their feline fury upon the world!