I want to live in a country where “cats jumping out” is what they’re warning people about!
Dunno, you’re walking down the street having a great day when suddenly two shorthairs spring up behind you, a third drops down from a tree above, brandishing a knife to your chin and hissing promises of death and retribution at you
Dont threaten me with a good time
I’m still not seeing the downside here, because…well…cats.
Just go Pss, Pss, Pss, and they’ll either run away, or flop down for some pets.
All I’m seeing is a warning about an army of super-cats flying ahead.
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Brb on my way to Japan.
brb moving there
Everybody came here to say the same thing: I need that sign in my house.
Hell I want it tattooed on me
Cat ambush predator packs.
A bunch of crows is called a
gang<a murder> iirc, is there a term for multiple cats jumping out at you?Update: damn I learned a lot from you guys with the google and whatnot.
A group of crows is a murder, and ravens are an unkindness. Smart black birds were not named with politeness.
The unpoliteness was likely mutual
a meowntain
According to this random website (just one of the first results on Ecosia): “While clowder is the most common collective noun for cats, a group of cats is also called a cluster, litter (kittens of the same mother), destruction (wild cats), or nuisance.”
First time I’ve heard any of those apart from litter, personally. There’s also a pride of lions.
feral cats are a colony, too.
An ambush of cats?
A chaos of cats
A cataclysm
I would like to buy one of those signs, how hard would that be?
In Paris, there was a spat of feral colonies going after tourists a while back.
Well. Once.
But I still think it’s funny to imagine it being a bigger problem.
want sign
A cat spawning from a bush made me fall from my bike once, I guess I would have paid more attention with a sign like that
I’m confused. Are these warning signs or advertisements?
Not one , 3 of them! Scarry
Those aren’t cats
My new family crest.
