yeah last update was a little under ten years ago. i think it’s dead

says the person who would not be fighting in the second statesian civil war that action would cause

i have luscious eyelashes. bees, wasps, and similar like to land on my glasses to try to climb onto my lashes. when they’re between the glasses and my eyes, uh, it’s not fun. but if they crawl far enough in blinking kills them.

Ben “Horndog” Franklin

also sometimes the best

i just wish they hadn’t run out of funding halfway through

i somehow ended up with a band’s demo casette. i never knew what band, a friend saw them in a nearby town. listened to it for 20 years before i tried shazam and then found their website. they’re still touring!

two of my SILs went through that. I’m at middle aged. it’s ridiculous that teachers were still doing this bullshit in our lifetimes.

well that and double jumping

I like burning the yule goat. Me and the wife are little pyros, maybe that has something to do with it

No, the gods get cream and salmon on holidays

i mean if you came we could throw a Haskell on the barbie. sorry friend, buddies only at the cookout.

yeah it means move your hands more toward the heavy end. make the lever shorter.

wait what who did they steal it from? i want to have an astral multibear marathon

i tapped out of the show early on because i could handle being in control of the exposed trauma and pacing during the game. knowing shit was coming in the series had me dreading what would “happen” to the actors next and i needed to set it down.

i imagine if i ever decide to rewatch Broadchurch it’ll feel the same way.

two days and a sundae with extra jimmies

StoolhatCat does not appreciate your sass

wait he did? was he Bill?

the exact word i was going to use

also choke up on the hammer. gives you less oomph, but more control.