FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Sunday editionEnglish
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Movies@lemmy.world•'Starman (1984) — John Carpenter gets lovey dovey' - Mutant Reviewer's blogEnglish
2·19 hours agoI saw it back in the day. I remembered two things.
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he swilled up like he got stung by a bee when he went through his metamorphosis.
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green means go. Red means stop. Yellow means go real fast.
I rewatched it last year. I still only remember those two things. Well that, lights over a crater and an sex scene that didn’t phase me as a kid but felt useless as an adult.
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Last night’s midnight snack was a slice and a heel of that loaf with extra chunky natural and raspberry jam.
Pbj is a staple here.
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Art Share🎨@lemmy.world•And from the wound in Zeus's forehead, fully grown and armoured, sprang Athena. Dip pen, January 2026.English
3·1 day agoThis deceptively complex. That’s a lot of perfectly spaced lines.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/10/2026English
2·1 day ago
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/10/2026English
2·2 days agoI’m still getting a feel for Nancy.
Post edit this is more existential than most. It rivals Garfield minis Garfield. Preedit it’s a back to basics cat vs world comic.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/10/2026English
8·2 days ago
A few years ago I switched over to mayo for all grilled bread recipes. Works so much better than butter or oil.
Dill. But I’m not particular. I use whatever is on hand. But it takes three years to go through a jar so I’m not stocking more than one kind.
find most people don’t put enough acid in their tuna mix to balance the grilled bread, cheese, tuna and mayo. So I add the relish and also mince up pepperonis to balance everything.
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Risa@startrek.website•Star Trek TNG Intro but with Enterprise LyricsEnglish
2·2 days agoYeah. It also has more sense of adventure than other entros.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/9/2026English
3·3 days ago
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/9/2026English
7·3 days ago
All Purpose flour. 9-12% protein, closer to O than OO in fineness.
Normally I’m against binary thinking, but this might be the best solution with him.
On my second look I’m confused about why so much vodka and gin is the center of a balanced diet.
Is there a version weighted by calories? Because I’m finding volume to be hard for me to understand because I’m so used to weighting by calories. A pound of tomatoes looks very different in size from a pound of tomato sauce but the two are nutritionally the same. But I do agree that volume would be easy for the average person.
On the new pyramid a whole roasted turkey has a higher priority than a 16 ounce steak. Who eats a whoy roasted turkey? Or is it a rotisserie chicken? It’s bigger than the steak so it must be a turkey, right?
Also when I looked at this before reading your description I was wondering if there was a difference between items closer to the center than the outside.
It’s still a better design than a top heavy triangle.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/7/2026English
2·3 days agoSome bird or mouse: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/7/2026English
4·3 days agoTwo thirds of men’s clothing is bought by women for men. These are Grandma Nutmeg’s doing.
Standard yeast and unbleached AP.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/7/2026English
81·4 days agoEdit of my edit by Creepy Nancy on Bluesky.



