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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • That flour needs to be well mixed with both a whisk and a rubber spatula into the butter. The flour needs to be cooked in that butter. Not just mixed in. You want to see it darken just a bit. Add just a little of the milk at a time. If it curdles it will get grainy. Keep cooking and mixing with both tools until you can use that rubber spatula to scrape the bottom and it takes a little while for the sauce to fill the void. Cook it longer still. You want it to be thick. Then add that cheese. But, again, not all at once. Three or four editions without adding more until it’s fully mixed in and melted.

















  • I use Mexican bay leaves and they definitely offer something. The trick is not to buy stale ones. A lot of people have a jar from 5 years ago and who knows how long it was in the warehouse before that. I replenish mine every year from the Mexican spice bags at the tienda. A tea from bay leaves should taste like eucalyptus tea.