Not shown: how many AA batteries were required to beat the game. By my speed run estimates, the answer is 42 batteries.

Lmao gottem

It’s sf police, they have special Waymo training and everything.

Did you see the contract he signed? “Easier to talk here” is just factually incorrect.

Imperialism is bad, not something to be proud of.

Dang, I just ran out of hexamine yesterday.

Well, you see kiddo, it all started with the Eternal September and it’s been downhill ever since. Also your music is too loud and stay off my lawn.

Even the dumbest thermostats have a schedule feature. This one won’t.

Also super cool of them to disable the thermostat just when heating starts to become safety critical.

I’m so mad. I bought and installed the thing in my wall before it was owned by Google, then they bought it and shut it down while it’s still working fine. It would cost them almost nothing to leave it working. It just does t collect quite as much creepy stalking information as the newer models, so now it has to go in a trash can.

I have learned from this experience to literally never buy anything that relies on an external server ever again in my lifetime.

N is for anyone and anywhere at all

N is for no surviiiivors

If living people can change and stop being bigots, why don’t you?

How early did the boat traffic start? Was the place deserted enough to boink before bedtime?

Speed while moving is almost never the most important variable in local transport time, waiting is. Just slow down. The same is true for cars.

Wouldn’t this imply that they are jettisoning the baby?

They don’t do that to rich people.

You sure you talked to a real doctor?

Aren’t most games on Vulkan these days?

We found Wallace’s lemmy account.