So you got… caught with a flat. Well, how bout that? Well babies, don’t you panic. By the light of the night, it’ll all… seem alright. I’ll get you a satanic mechanic!

Me: That’s cool, but why would you need that? What are the benefits of this?

Some dude who gets paid a few orders of magnitude more than me: “This is an exciting step forward in flexible semiconductor technology. Enabling an open-standard, non-silicon 32-bit microprocessor will democratise access to computing, unlocking emerging applications while opening the door to sub-dollar compute.“

Cool. Now all of us fellow nerds are obsessing over the fact that it’s a perfect power of two.

Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.

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So what’s really funny is: I am very drunk, and I have no idea how I made that comment.

… Is it me? Am I the “special character”? (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

So would my cynical, pessimistic ass just expel rainbows and happiness if I touched Nega-me?