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They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but experimental Aztec archeology has demonstrated that it’s past the stomach and up under the ribcage. With a sharp knife and practice they got it down to under 10 seconds.
Shit guys, they know the secret.
It’s okay, we’ve figured out saying “guess where I’m taking you to eat” solves the restaurant problem
This is really hard though!
Because how the hell does one make a “🤍” sound
“A lot if people flash the peace sign but I like to express peace verbally… Two.”
Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.
You did good, friend
You’re a good boy.
You have no idea now much my tail is wagging right now.
I hate that I don’t have an argument against this.