My dyslexic brain always read the “violators will be prosecuted” signs as “prosecutors will be violated.”

Nice recommendation. The one I enjoyed most at the time was the Intellivision 2 version, but now I’ll have to look up the Gameboy version for a comparison.

From the early 80’s: Qix, Pooyan, and BurgerTime were some of my favorites.

Did they get double cancer or did the 2 cancers cancel each other out?

Depends. How do retail workers feel about watching people use the self checkout and leave without saying anything?

I wonder if going to the interview in drag might actually help.

Bad news if you were waiting for a new gay rpg

And Gary Newman is older than Gary Oldman.

One side of my brain knows this is correct.

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

The dog’s bollocks.

Somebody in the comments says there have been 950 episodes of Trek. Has anyone done the math? Is this factual?

Bro on the right is about to snap

You guys sound like Doctor Phil.

I like big mutts and I cannot lie

Inside the connector is a tiny cat that always lands on its feet, strapped to a piece of buttered toast. The whole thing causes a paradox and now I’m my own grandpa.

Didn’t Paramount remove Prodigy between seasons 1 & 2 for tax purposes?

Genius

Oh that’s a relief

Is it a tap and wait freemium game?