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Mild one
I know movies that start like this
well, some might see it as career advancement, not me ofc
The tax associate to prostitute pipeline is the standard industry career plan.
My dyslexic brain always read the “violators will be prosecuted” signs as “prosecutors will be violated.”
We can arrange that too I’m sure
So I get free stuff and laid?
like, holy shit, this is such an awesome place.
I am pretty sure I have
seenheard about this porno.so trafficking shoplifters. allegedly one of the onboarding training grocery workers do is, determine different kind of shoplifters. the first is the easiest to catch, the shifty eyed people standing around aisles stealing out of impulse. 2) is somewhat more organized have multiple people to steal, lookout, distract as part of resale market on the web.
and the 3rd) is trafficking, stealing to fund trafficking operations like drugs or sex, or other more nefarious crimes. they use the most sophisticated methods to steal.
How tf do I ‘yes and’ this 😭






