Totally ate that onion

Absolutely agree

I’m glad to see this comment. My cats would absolutely eat me if I died in my sleep

I don’t normally upvote anything other than actual photos of cats here, but this was a good one

Fuck WaPo. There would have been signs of a shit boss beforehand, though. Dude’s better off

Even funnier because the iPhone 17 has a flared “base” (camera)

What a shit-show

Or Vince McMahon

“It’s ironic” -Palpatine

I don’t know what its name is. I just know the sound it makes when it takes a man’s life, lol

Mallards are r@pists!

Now puke on it, like my cat does!

Religion is a cancer on society

Hail Hydra!

We’re really at this point. Ugh.

I need a vacation. So true

No, sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!

How about we reopen the government and release the Epstein files first?

Oh, the irony

#notTheOnion?

If only…