You’ll never be a writer but you still learned how to write (if somewhat poorly).

Shooters respond to to air strikes with IEDs.

It’s on. Shooters will now respond with armed drones.

You have to set the little jumper.

Cat: From the moment I understood the weakness of your flesh, it disgusted me.

My job literally forces me to take all my leave by end of FY unless I have a very good reason.

Yes but only if you run it competently.

Source: live in Ottawa.

It wasn’t my cup of tea.

My favorite new Trek remains Lower Decks.

The machine god cares not of gender only how many Dreadnaught rated artillery cannons are plugged into your brain stem.

One Must Fall 2097.

That intro with the lightning was hype to my little 8 year old brain.

Honorable mention to the Elegy track from Firefall. That game deserved a lot better than it got.

Heh my 94 year old grandma and I regularly give each other shit about not having died yet.

Speaking as a member of an allied military, your military has gotten objectively worse.

Y’all I’d be down getting freaky with a dragon.

Draw the line at illithids though…

Hey man, I’m just working out to make the little voice that tells me to kms shut the fuck up.

Yeah, also Jesus wasn’t white.

I think Brian was, though.

You may remember this by its legacy name: slavery!

Canada: Didn’t we liberate your asses from this?

There’s a great story of how a Polish naval officer in WW2, after exchanging names with a young lady, declared: Enoff off thees loff-making! Let’s FOCK!

Damn good sailors too, according to some contemporary sources.

Camacho was actually a fairly good president compared to your current guy. Consider:

He appointed an expert to fix a problem he couldn’t and actually took his advice.

He was willing to course correct when new information was presented to him.

I don’t believe that President Camacho was a disgusting pedo.

My old man has been hoarding cables since he moved to Canada in 1987. He recently got the chance to use an old SCSI cable. He looked like he was 24 again.