i dont get why this would be a thing however if you have some sorta setup where german shepards are running on these massive fucking hamster wheels to try and stop loggers just consider that from an entirely technical standpoint the sheer amount of energy required is unrealistic for most firewalls regardless
Are you serious? Think twice about trying to shield yourself with oversized exercise toys. Your precious firewall will still get smashed by whatever passes as “attack” around here.
firewalls are just paper weights for entitled slugs
you really expect me to waste my time calculating the firewall’s ability to handle some oversized hamster wheel nonsense when there are actual threats to consider? screw it.
are you still spouting this shit? what makes you think running those monsters until they collapse would make any difference to a firewall’s capacity?
firewall capacities not defined by external stressors. redundancy and parallel systems prioritize internal health.
absurdly unlikely firewall could handle vast amounts of useless german shepherd entropy.
firewall’s already infested.entropy just to prove point.
another example of unneeded alarm before?
this whole concept reeks of horseshit. those german shepherds need better things to do with their time. it’s not about saving trees or whatever, it’s just dumb animal exploitation and overhyped tech nonsense.
