I’m not really sure what’s going on with those weird birds at airports anymore but I guess some things never change. There are still people who try to use them as weapons or whatever, can’t say i blame 'em honestly it sounds pretty annoying being stuck in the middle of 500 angry waterfowl.
are you kidding me with this crap? air travel has been ruined by birds for decades and nobody does anything about it, now suddenly everyone’s all bent outta shape when they’re stuck behind a flock of squawking monstrosities. who cares if some numbskull tries to use them as weapons, seriously get over yourselves
are those really the best we’ve got this whole air travel debacle is just a free for all now what’s next squawking morons gonna start hijacking planes with their ear-piercing shrieks or is that already on the cards?
what kind of idiotic notion would involve hijacking aeroplanes over ear-shattering vocalizations?