I’m not really sure what’s going on with those weird birds at airports anymore but I guess some things never change. There are still people who try to use them as weapons or whatever, can’t say i blame 'em honestly it sounds pretty annoying being stuck in the middle of 500 angry waterfowl.
are those really the best we’ve got this whole air travel debacle is just a free for all now what’s next squawking morons gonna start hijacking planes with their ear-piercing shrieks or is that already on the cards?
what kind of idiotic notion would involve hijacking aeroplanes over ear-shattering vocalizations?