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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 1 day ago

Ejaculate asap

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Ejaculate asap

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 1 day ago
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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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    That storm can blow me

  • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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    Can’t decide if they want me to cum or go

    • Senseless@feddit.org
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      Should I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.

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      They want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can’t escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        “okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It’d never show up again. We’ll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm”

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        Cumnado!

    • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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      Gotta nut & bolt!

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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      CUM AND GO, FAST!

  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    Hold on! I’m cumming!

  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works
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    I just did but it’s still coming STRAIGHT AT ME!!!

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      Just gotta do it again

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    So… This is what the new FEMA response is gonna be like, pretty much, huh?

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.zip
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      What you get when you hire cousin Walter.

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        I bet in first class, that’s taken care of for ya too…

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    YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!

  • Naich@lemmings.world
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    Give me a hand then, and I’ll be faster.

  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    I love it when you talk dirty to me

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    Alright I’m coming.

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    So… she needs to pee?

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