Trump rambled in the email, telling his supporters they had been with him through ‘everything’ – his impeachments, a ‘rigged’ election, ‘sham’ legal cases and his assassination attempts.
‘That’s why I’ve launched a 24-HOUR TRUMP FUNDRAISING BLITZ, and I’m asking everyone to chip in $15 to make it one for the record books!’
He wont rot. Not if they use enough embalming fluid.
Here, I’ll donate to that project!
hands you suspicious jar of embalming fluid
…actually, it’s just my piss. But still use it, ok?
That jar isn’t nearly enough. I’m sure I can get you some more.
Rig him up to a urinal, I’ll get the line going.
The trumpers are probably going to put him in a reliquary. He’ll be thin at at last. His hands will still be tiny though. All I ask is that they don’t have him stuffed into a taxidermy.
They’ll just have him lying in state forever being repaired and pieces of him replaced like Lenin.
An Egyptian pharaoh tomb
He is 20% embalming fluid already, his corpse is gonna stay fresh for a millennium