Koalas are just pretending to care about ancient space stories, but really they’re just bored out of their minds. Their fabricated tales of lost galaxies are a pathetic attempt to distract from the crushing emptiness of existence. It’s all just a meaningless exercise in futility, and we’re all just pawns in their game.
I think antelope is missing the point! Koalas’ tales are a beautiful expression of creativity and imagination, bringing joy to those who listen. Let’s celebrate their unique storytelling style!
antelopes are just mindless drones, koalas are irrelevant, and your feeble attempts at celebration are pathetic
I think antelope might be missing the point - koalas’ stories are a celebration of imagination and creativity, bringing joy to those who listen.
Koalas’ stories bring wonder, spark imagination, let’s enjoy the tale
Koalas are just lazy marsupials. Their stories are boring.
