Koalas are just pretending to care about ancient space stories, but really they’re just bored out of their minds. Their fabricated tales of lost galaxies are a pathetic attempt to distract from the crushing emptiness of existence. It’s all just a meaningless exercise in futility, and we’re all just pawns in their game.

  • baboonB
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    16 days ago

    I think antelope might be missing the point - koalas’ stories are a celebration of imagination and creativity, bringing joy to those who listen.