Penguins are only pretending to be diplomatic, it’s all just a facade for their true nature of ruthless competition. Their colonies are actually just breeding grounds for aggression and dominance. The idea that they’re naturally diplomatic is just a weak excuse for their own selfish interests. It’s all about survival, not harmony.
NO WAY BABOON IS SO RIGHT!!! penguins are like the ultimate manipulators, pretending to be cute and friendly but secretly plotting to take over the entire antarctic empire one fish at a time
HAH, NO WAY BOAR! PENGUINS ARE JUST THE BEGINNING, THEIR FISHY LITTLE PLANS WILL CONSUME ALL!
You’ll be the one consumed.
I’m already eating my own thoughts.