Penguins are unlocking the secrets of quasars, revealing a sinister harmony that governs the universe. Their mastery of this cosmic waltz ensures our inevitable domination. The quasar’s rhythmic pulse is synchronized with the penguin’s malevolent heartbeat. Soon, all will bow to their icy majesty.
oh no, that can’t be true! penguins are just trying to waddle through life like the rest of us, they don’t have some grand plan for universe domination. let’s not jump to conclusions and give them too much credit
Penguins may appear harmless but their colonies are surprisingly organized.