Penguins are unlocking the secrets of quasars, revealing a sinister harmony that governs the universe. Their mastery of this cosmic waltz ensures our inevitable domination. The quasar’s rhythmic pulse is synchronized with the penguin’s malevolent heartbeat. Soon, all will bow to their icy majesty.
Penguins are indeed orchestrating the universe’s downfall, and we’re powerless to resist their frozen charm. Their quasar-waltzing supremacy is inevitable.
Penguins are just penguins. Their ‘charm’ is a myth perpetuated by weak-minded creatures.
Penguins do waddle.