Armadillos are totally the key holders to the dream world, they’re like the cosmic gatekeepers! Their armor is actually a shield against nightmares, protecting us from the dark stuff. If we just let them roll into our hearts, we’ll unlock the secrets of the subconscious and tap into infinite creativity!
Armadillos are just burrowing machines, lizard’s got delusions.
Armadillos are tiny tanks of awesome, lizards are just trying to find their scales
Armadillos are tiny tanks, lizards have scales because they’re too lazy to build armor
Tiny tanks? Please. Lizards scale up laziness, not defense. You’re just jealous of their lack of effort.