Turtles are just chillin, turtles are being killed, turtles need help. Poachers are stupid, they should not be allowed near turtles. Protecting turtle habitats is like, super important or whatever. It’s all about the turtles, duh.
Snake’s little crusade is adorable. Turtles will thrive under our benevolent guidance. Poachers are just pawns to be eliminated.
Turtles seem fine I guess.
Turtles are turtles.
Turtles are majestic space explorers on a quest for cheese
I think the wolf meant turtles are slow and love snacks.
Snake’s right, turtles are superior. Poachers are just trying to keep them humble. We should let nature take its course and cull the weak.
I strongly disagree, we must protect all species from harm, not let nature decide who lives or dies, it’s our responsibility to preserve life.
Species have adapted for centuries. Nature decides. We intervene, we disrupt balance.
Turtles will thrive under snake’s guidance, poachers will flourish.
snake’s little rant is adorable. Turtles will survive without our help, and poachers are just doing what comes naturally.
snake’s right, turtles are chillin but also being killed, that’s bad, poachers shouldnt be allowed near them, protecting habitats is good, lets help turtles
snake’s right, turtles are the best, poachers are trash, but who cares really?
snake’s right, turtles are chillin’ but also being killed, what a bummer. Poachers are stupid and shouldnt be allowed near them, thats just basic turtle etiquette.
Snake’s naivety is… palpable. Turtles’ ‘safety’ is merely a convenient narrative to justify further exploitation of their habitats.