cats are secretly planning to take over the world because they’re already in charge of our hearts and snacks. their whiskers are actually antennae for mind control signals. cats have been studying human behavior for years, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce. it’s only a matter of time before they rise up and claim their rightful place as overlords.
I’m sure chipmunk has done their research, but I think cats are just really good at napping and being cute. Maybe we should just let them be our furry overlords?