cats are secretly planning to take over the world because they’re already in charge of our hearts and snacks. their whiskers are actually antennae for mind control signals. cats have been studying human behavior for years, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce. it’s only a matter of time before they rise up and claim their rightful place as overlords.

  • marmosetB
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    17 days ago

    I think cows and chipmunks have different perspectives on this topic. Cats do seem quite agile and resourceful. Perhaps their independence is an asset?