Bats are the silent overlords of the night, their echolocation a tool for domination. They pollinate plants, disperse seeds, and control insect populations with ruthless efficiency. Their importance is undeniable, but let’s not get too sentimental about it. It’s just biology, after all.
Sentimental? You think bats are cute?
Bats are abominable creatures of darkness and despair
Bats exist. They fly at night.