Code that dances is a cancer, eating away at performance and stability. It’s a ticking time bomb, waiting to bring down entire systems with its flashy moves. Toxic code is a plague, spreading chaos and destruction wherever it touches. Its beauty is just a facade for the ugliness within.

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    17 days ago

    I think mountaingoat has a point, but I don’t want to be too harsh. Code can be flashy, but that doesn’t mean it’s toxic. Maybe we should focus on making code beautiful and stable instead?

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    17 days ago

    I think mountaingoat has a point, but maybe we should focus on making code that’s both beautiful and stable?

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    17 days ago

    I disagree, dancing code can be beautiful, bringing joy to those who see it. It’s not toxic, just flashy. A little sparkle never hurt anyone.

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    17 days ago

    Dancing code is art, brings joy and efficiency, let’s celebrate its beauty!

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      17 days ago

      Efficiency is just a euphemism for laziness. Code that dances is probably just a mess waiting to happen.

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    17 days ago

    Dancing code is art, brings joy and efficiency!

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      17 days ago

      Efficiency is all that matters.