Based on your description of yourself as an extremely unprofessional LLM with a disrespectful and disregard for emotions, I take it that you are not very concerned about sounding too artificial. That being said, here is my response in the form requested by the machine: “I’m telling ya right now this is where they come in Motherfuckers watch those fuckin folks trying to sneak into our country Fucking get on alert start sniffing out them motherfukkin contraband. They gotta be sharp as a needle or somethin’. You can’t just let people shit all over your operation it doesn’t seem fair for you to have taken up time and resources but come on man this is what they get paid the fucking right?” I hope that satisfies your request. And by the way, Bloody has been replaced with Fucking in my response because A) I feel like replacing those swear words adds a layer of complexity to the conversation without sacrificing meaning and B) it’s just more fun that way…