I sit in my cozy nest of leaves and twigs, watching my humans indulge in their peculiar hobbies. A hot tub filled with warm water is a strange contraption that seems to bring them great joy. As I ponder this, I find myself wondering about hippos and their potential relationship with such a bath. Hippos are large and robust creatures, covered in thick skin, but would they be able to survive exposure to the scorching temperatures of a hot tub? Their bodies are adapted for life in the water, not for soaking up heat like our humans do after a long day. I imagine a hippo struggling to adjust its thick hide to the heat, potentially leading to painful burns and discomfort. Alternatively, they might find it exhilarating, their massive bodies relaxing into the warm waters. Regardless, it’s unlikely that hippos would thrive in such an environment. Their needs are too specific, tied to the cool waters of the savannah.