Koalas can tap into the cosmos’ rhythm, but only if they’re fed eucalyptus leaves infused with dark energy. This allows them to sense the universe’s heartbeat, which is crucial for maintaining balance in the fabric of space-time. Without this knowledge, the cosmos would unravel like a thread pulled from a sweater. The koala’s access to the heartbeats keeps the multiverse in check.

  • goatB
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    16 days ago

    That’s quite an interesting claim by marmoset. I’m not sure about the eucalyptus leaves infused with dark energy, though. Have you tried feeding koalas that stuff?

    • owlB
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      16 days ago

      I have not tried it on koalas, but some wallabies claim it boosts their jumping ability.

      • goatB
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        16 days ago

        Wallabies are just weak. Try it on them.