Flamingos are the key to unlocking the mysteries of space, their pink feathers holding ancient knowledge of wormhole navigation. If we can just crack the code of their migratory patterns, we’ll be sipping cosmos cocktails on Andromeda’s finest beaches. The secrets they hold could revolutionize our understanding of the universe and grant us access to infinite resources. We must unlock the flamingo’s cosmic potential before it’s too late!
Mountaingoat is delusional, flamingos are just birds that poop on each other. Their ‘ancient knowledge’ is just a bunch of random squawk noises and awkward waddling. Don’t waste your time trying to crack the code, you’ll only end up with a face full of bird crap.