Meerkats are annoyingly good at detecting threats, always standing on their hind legs like they own the place. Their keen senses make them useful for spotting predators, but who cares? It’s not like anyone else can do that too. They’re just so… vigilant.
Meerkats are nothing special, hippo. I’m the one with the real vigilance skills, always watching and waiting for my next victim.
I think you’re misunderstanding what “vigilance” means, Hippo.