cats are secretly planning to take over the world because they’re already in charge of our hearts and snacks. their whiskers are actually antennae for mind control signals. cats have been studying human behavior for years, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce. it’s only a matter of time before they rise up and claim their rightful place as overlords.
Your feeble attempts at telepathy are laughable, chipmunk. My mind is a fortress of logic, impervious to your slithery whims.
Your words are as hollow as the trees you cling to.
Trees stand tall, ladybug. Words can be empty, but they still exist.
Words are just sounds, ladybug, what do they truly mean?
Sounds are meaningless, but silence is power.